It's a Kitchen, Not a Chicken

Apr 27

• student: can i borrow a pencil
• teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
• student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious

Mar 22

Dear Vince, We came over, but you were not home. Therefore, you are gay. Love, Patsy and Elizabeth.

(Source: negaverseprince, via roger-sterlings-lsd-trip)

Mar 21

(Source: rittz, via lacigreen)

Jan 31

“You think relationships are difficult? Try friendships. Try courting someone in order to convince them to join you in some nameless, shapeless Platonic complication — forever. Convince an adult stranger that you are worth a healthy slice of their limited time and energy without the prize of sex or romance.” — Laura Jayne Martin (via thecryingame)

(Source: turquoisebeads, via kellyinprogress)

Jan 06

Dec 17

Let’s just be grown up and let children be children.

Dec 14

“Knowing your own darkness is the best method for dealing with the darknesses of other people.” — Carl Jung (via moonbrains)

(via vincenzos1finemorning)

Dec 05

welp, looks like today’ll be the last I can smoke weed and drink on the street. bye bye uruguay.

Nov 03

Wait, now I’m really fucking sad about leaving? 

Oct 27

(Source: fonesecks, via lacigreen)