It's a Kitchen, Not a Chicken

student: can i borrow a pencil

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 03:49:11 -0400

student: can i borrow a pencil
teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious

Dear Vince, We came over, but you were not home. Therefore, you...

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 16:39:23 -0400

Dear Vince, We came over, but you were not home. Therefore, you are gay. Love, Patsy and Elizabeth.

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Thu, 21 Mar 2013 20:03:04 -0400

"You think relationships are difficult? Try friendships. Try courting someone in order to convince..."

Thu, 31 Jan 2013 01:25:37 -0500

““You think relationships are difficult? Try friendships. Try courting someone in order to convince them to join you in some nameless, shapeless Platonic complication — forever. Convince an adult stranger that you are worth a healthy slice of their limited time and energy without the prize of sex or romance.””

- Laura Jayne Martin (via thecryingame)

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Sun, 06 Jan 2013 14:14:24 -0500

Let’s just be grown up and let children be children.

Mon, 17 Dec 2012 11:53:38 -0500

Let’s just be grown up and let children be children.

"Knowing your own darkness is the best method for dealing with the darknesses of other people."

Fri, 14 Dec 2012 10:25:47 -0500

“Knowing your own darkness is the best method for dealing with the darknesses of other people.”

- Carl Jung (via moonbrains)

welp, looks like today’ll be the last I can smoke weed and drink on the street. bye bye...

Wed, 05 Dec 2012 08:21:30 -0500

welp, looks like today’ll be the last I can smoke weed and drink on the street. bye bye uruguay.

Wait, now I’m really fucking sad about leaving?

Sat, 03 Nov 2012 13:30:30 -0400

Wait, now I’m really fucking sad about leaving?

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Sat, 27 Oct 2012 19:08:13 -0400

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Sat, 27 Oct 2012 09:29:39 -0400

urugwhyareyouthere: A few weeks ago, a friend invited a few of...

Thu, 18 Oct 2012 16:28:34 -0400

urugwhyareyouthere:

A few weeks ago, a friend invited a few of us out to his beach home in Costa de oro, located in the department of Canelones, Uruguay. In the summer, this private beach becomes a surfer’s haven. We had a wonderful time eating asado, singing, relaxing, conversing about everything and nothing…perfect weekend.

So I’m supposed to just go back and not see horses walk down the street and men jump out of...

Mon, 08 Oct 2012 23:06:29 -0400

So I’m supposed to just go back and not see horses walk down the street and men jump out of dumpsters and people carrying mate and gray buildings everywhere?

urugwhyareyouthere: Montevideo at night. -Photo taken by V....

Mon, 01 Oct 2012 21:02:48 -0400

urugwhyareyouthere:

Montevideo at night.

-Photo taken by V. Vaupre from a rooftop in Punta Carretas.

gerbilbeats: Emily Haines makes a special visit to Sesame...

Sun, 30 Sep 2012 23:18:18 -0400

gerbilbeats:

Emily Haines makes a special visit to Sesame Street

My best work to date.

My best idea so far is to just literally yell at the kids things like “run” and hope...

Wed, 26 Sep 2012 18:16:42 -0400

My best idea so far is to just literally yell at the kids things like “run” and hope they get tired.

Now googling: ESL games for BAD KIDS.

Wed, 26 Sep 2012 17:56:06 -0400

Now googling: ESL games for BAD KIDS.

1260hours: We were playing ‘Headbanz’ in therapy yesterday to practice describing. It was my turn...

Wed, 26 Sep 2012 17:52:12 -0400

1260hours:

We were playing ‘Headbanz’ in therapy yesterday to practice describing. It was my turn to give clues. The word was ‘bacon.’

Me: “It’s a breakfast food, it smells delicious, it comes from pigs…”

Student1: “Wait a minute. I’ve been eating PIGS?!”

Student2 [very confidently]: “Chicken!”

Looking at ESL game ideas on Pinterest, thinking: these games would be awesome if these kids...

Wed, 26 Sep 2012 17:50:00 -0400

Looking at ESL game ideas on Pinterest, thinking: these games would be awesome if these kids weren’t fucking gremlins.

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Fri, 14 Sep 2012 18:16:37 -0400